Murder Cookies Podcast

Adulting its the only thing we have going on! Yea and cleaning supplies I don't care if that bores you start your own podcast with your bestie then BOTCH

Hey just listen ok? and if you are listening why? This better fix the problem of this episode not showing up on Spotify or else SPOTIFY ok? I will do nothing and oh well for us then!

We welcome back a former pod member who lets us invade his home and record for you botches! Yea YEA YEA so you better be happy because if your not then oh well life is tough get a helmet!

Yea I am just learning how to edit and put audio files together botches so enjoy this ghetto ass spliced audio files BOTCHES!

In this episode which I know you all have been dying for us to come back we explore the Harbor where it smells like fish and people are everywhere! 

This is just who we are! OUR FINAL FORMS! So get triggered get your popcorn and saddle up botches! It's a doozy and woozy! 

We are in 2008 and we are emo so enjoy our bullshit. Matt is a botch which you already know and we can move on and you can too by finding a different podcast to listen to while you are doing whatever it is you are doing. 

There are a lot of dogs and Matt says I am murdering things. We also make mention of our bowel movements so we really want you to enjoy everything in our minds. 

We can't relate to these boojie families around us. Join us by judging them. Listen to us and you will regret it so there is that. 

Calm down not the last episode the last one that I uploaded because I didn't upload the last 11 episodes!